What's the WORST username on Oppo?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 06/10/2015 at 16:55 • Filed to: None

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Title says it all. (It can’t be mine)

Rendering of a car for your time.

Wobbles the Mind > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 16:57

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Anything trademarked...

spanfucker retire bitch > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 16:58

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I expect a lot of nominations.

TheHondaBro > Wobbles the Mind 06/10/2015 at 16:58

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Yeah, like MultiplaOrgasms.

No Prius Needed > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 16:58

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IDRIVECL63AMG

The Dummy Gummy > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 16:58

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I foresee this going very negatively for me haha.

TheHondaBro > No Prius Needed 06/10/2015 at 16:58

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That brings back painful memories.

Alex B > No Prius Needed 06/10/2015 at 16:59

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Ha, that was entertaining.

sony1492 > No Prius Needed 06/10/2015 at 17:00

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And in one swift click; the internet was forever broken.

 V8 Rustler > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:00

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Mine.

Steve in Manhattan > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:00

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I kind of like that name.

And mine is pretty functional, I think ....

TheHondaBro > Steve in Manhattan 06/10/2015 at 17:01

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Is your name Steve and do you live in Manhattan by any chance?

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:01

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Lumpy44, Step-side Strong-side!

Patrick Nichols > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:02

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Anyone’s whose isn’t creative and just uses their actually name...

TheHondaBro > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 06/10/2015 at 17:02

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Ugh, such a bad name.

No Prius Needed > sony1492 06/10/2015 at 17:02

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I think kinja broke the internet first.

MultiplaOrgasms > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:04

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I agree, only idiots use trademarks.

sony1492 > No Prius Needed 06/10/2015 at 17:05

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Kinja just deleted half the code and put it up anyway

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:05

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fhrblig, because what the hell does that even mean?

For Sweden > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:05

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Honestly, nobody has a terrible name.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:06

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El_Brian

-An article from the Spanish language

-A name that was popular on oppo for about 2 days a couple months back

-Not even a long sentence/description afterwards

EDIT: Just changed to nobody.

sony1492 > The Dummy Gummy 06/10/2015 at 17:06

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Could be worse

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/10/2015 at 17:06

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Someone gargling water?

TheHondaBro > The Dummy Gummy 06/10/2015 at 17:06

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huehue dummy gummy

signintoburnerlol > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:07

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I win.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:08

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It’s Danish

Opposite Locksmith > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:12

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Me?

Forgetful > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:15

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Anyone who refers to themselves as The Stig, a Stig, or one of The Stig’s cousins.

Not even joking, but not because of Opponauts.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 06/10/2015 at 17:16

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Except people called Melvin.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > For Sweden 06/10/2015 at 17:17

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Hey!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 06/10/2015 at 17:17

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There is actually a “nobody” already, though he doesn’t come around that much these days.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/10/2015 at 17:18

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Then, I'm his replacement.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 06/10/2015 at 17:19

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Bandit > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:20

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Me

El Rivinado > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:22

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Mine, I thought it was clever, now I realize that nobody gets it and it looks a bit stupid.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:24

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OP’s

Zohaibman72 > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:25

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I bet nobody pronounces my name correctly

On Xbox Live people thought my name was Zohai Bman72

like what the fuck is a Bman.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/10/2015 at 17:30

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It’s a reference from “The Tick” comic book. He gets fired as a crossword editor from a newspaper because his first crossword puzzle only has 2 words, ‘fhrblig’ (he says it’s a seven-letter word for ‘flume’) and Pabst.

“Yeah, but they cross!”

haveacarortwoorthree > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 06/10/2015 at 17:30

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Nobody can replace him!

haveacarortwoorthree > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/10/2015 at 17:32

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Mmmmmm, danish

HammerheadFistpunch > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:32

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You know...this is probably the kind of post that is in the vein of “what oppo user bugs you most” which is a no go. Obviously its different and no offense is meant, but just a heads up that this is right there on the fence in my mind.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 06/10/2015 at 17:33

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That is incredibly esoteric.

nobody > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 06/10/2015 at 17:34

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Ahem.

Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:35

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Me? (not too sure)

TheOnelectronic > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 06/10/2015 at 17:35

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But, there can be only one!

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > nobody 06/10/2015 at 17:35

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Hi nobody, I’m nobody.

Now, if our profile pictures ever match, there will be some serious confusion around Kinja.

EDIT: To avoid confusion, I’ll change it to “no one”

Gamecat235 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 06/10/2015 at 17:38

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Normally, this wouldn’t be that big an issue (though we’d probably still ask you to change your name in some way to differentiate you). But Nobody ( http://kinja.com/nobody13 ) is one of the moderators here ( http://oppositelock.kinja.com/oppositelock-h… ).

I don’t want there to be any confusion along those lines.

TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch 06/10/2015 at 17:39

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I can see that, but I thought the given context (the opposite of an earlier post) would make the purpose behind this post a little clearer, which is just pure fun, with no intention of putting anyone down.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Gamecat235 06/10/2015 at 17:40

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Oops, didn’t know he was a mod. There’s some difference in the username now.

TheHondaBro > Forgetful 06/10/2015 at 17:42

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But what if I they really are?

TheHondaBro > Patrick Nichols 06/10/2015 at 17:42

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That’s your actual name?

TheHondaBro > Zohaibman72 06/10/2015 at 17:42

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I just read it as “Zoidberg.”

TheHondaBro > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 06/10/2015 at 17:43

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hue

Gamecat235 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 06/10/2015 at 17:44

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Cool. Thanks!

HammerheadFistpunch > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:44

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I totally see where your head is at, and I know you aren’t stirring the pot. Just a heads up that asking oppo to pick the worst ____ in the oppo community is like asking a group of friends who’s date has the dumbest name. It may be all in good fun for the friends, but I can’t guess that all the dates feel the same about it.

TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch 06/10/2015 at 17:45

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Good point. I won’t do anything like this again.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/10/2015 at 17:45

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I stumbled on the animated series when it had just come out in the ‘90s. It was pretty well written for a kids’ show. I haven’t actually read much of the comics, but the ones I have seen have been good. The live-action version with Patrick Warburton was pretty good too, but I think the animated series was my favorite.

Zohaibman72 > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:47

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why not?

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > MultiplaOrgasms 06/10/2015 at 17:47

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And only geniuses pick names like MultiplaOrgasms, which continues to crack me up on a daily basis.

HammerheadFistpunch > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:49

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I get the jest here, and it seems most do. This isn’t a warning or anything, just a heads up.

Sn210 > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:50

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Sn210 is pretty lame, I made it up quick. I added “Type S” to then end of it when I bought my Acura, but then all I talked about was my Acura. I was annoying myself.

TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch 06/10/2015 at 17:51

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Gotcha.

TheHondaBro > Sn210 06/10/2015 at 17:51

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But it rhymes!

Sn210 > Opposite Locksmith 06/10/2015 at 17:52

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I like it. It’s like oppositelock is your job. You are a creator of oppo

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > El Rivinado 06/10/2015 at 17:53

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El Camino + Riviera + Toronado?

Forgetful > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:53

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Can’t be. Stigs can’t self identify. Stigs don’t speak, spell or communicate in any traditional sense, thus making them unable to make 137 posts on Oppo every day.

Sn210 > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 17:53

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This is true!

TheHondaBro > Forgetful 06/10/2015 at 17:54

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1v1 me bro

bob and john > nobody 06/10/2015 at 17:54

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HEY how are you!??! Hardly ever see you around anymore

El Rivinado > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 06/10/2015 at 17:56

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Close, Eldorado + Riviera + Toronado.

nobody > bob and john 06/10/2015 at 17:57

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GOOD! School and life get in the way too much for me to be around as often as I used to be.

bob and john > nobody 06/10/2015 at 17:58

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ahh yesss, school and life.

well, i still thank youf or the posting privs you gave me so long ago (i think its been like a year and 1/2 now? maybe 2)
to many more years! I hope you find some time for us plebs sooner or later :D

Poundingsand > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 18:00

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Mine is pretty crap. Or so I’ve been told...

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 18:04

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I guess it really is.

Saracen > No Prius Needed 06/10/2015 at 18:06

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I like your name though. Probably because I miss Rusto too.

RallyWrench > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 18:06

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Can’t be your current one, or any of the 475, 977 previous ones?

PushToStart > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 18:07

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brt

(lol)

RallyWrench > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 18:08

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TehHondaBruh

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 18:10

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Mine is the best or the worst depending on whether or not your a vegetarian.

Dusty Ventures > Zohaibman72 06/10/2015 at 18:11

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I keep reading it as “Zombieman”

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Steve in Manhattan 06/10/2015 at 18:16

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Aren’t you the guy with the Lotus?

Zohaibman72 > Dusty Ventures 06/10/2015 at 18:20

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This one is very common

My name wasn’t supposed to be Zohaib (Zo-Hayb) actually, it was supposed to be Daniel. My mom saw a Mcdonalds employee named Zohaib and liked it way better.

Cherry_man1 > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 18:24

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Big Bubba Ray

Forgetful > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 18:29

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http://forgetful.kinja.com/gt-academy-nat…

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/10/2015 at 18:37

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You’re

Steve in Manhattan > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 18:41

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Either that, or I’ve fooled everyone!

Steve in Manhattan > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 06/10/2015 at 18:53

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Sure wish I was. Sold my last car - ‘97 Taurus SHO - in 2001, when I moved to the city. If you want garage parking here, it’s $400-500 a month depending on how much inconvenience you can take. So I sadly sold one of the most reliable cars I’d ever had. Just shy of 100K and no problems save going through 5 in-trunk CD changers. But that was JBL’s fault, not Ford’s.

HammerheadFistpunch > fhrblig 06/10/2015 at 18:57

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oh the tick. LITTLE WOODEN BOY!

fhrblig > HammerheadFistpunch 06/10/2015 at 19:05

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That’s it? That’s your big truth? YOU GOOBER!

Big Bubba Ray > Cherry_man1 06/10/2015 at 19:07

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_

haha

Cherry_man1 > Big Bubba Ray 06/10/2015 at 19:14

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=D you know I jest! Also this weekend you should come out to Kansas City and chill cause there is an Auto meet on Saturday at the Auto Measuem and such. Also LeMans!

No Prius Needed > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 19:14

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u gonna die RIP

brian1321 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/10/2015 at 19:50

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We are nobody.

Big Bubba Ray > Cherry_man1 06/10/2015 at 19:52

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Man, I wish I could make it out for that! My fun budget has decreased massively over the past couple weeks. Spent a little too much cash on vacation last week and now I barely have enough money to fill my gas tank haha

Cherry_man1 > Big Bubba Ray 06/10/2015 at 19:55

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Bruhhhhhh

Opposite Locksmith > Sn210 06/10/2015 at 20:21

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I can pick locks pretty damn well too so it's not thaaaat lame. Or maybe that makes it worse...

The Compromiser > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 20:32

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HammerheadFistpunch? ;)

Wobbles the Mind > Zohaibman72 06/10/2015 at 21:16

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This is exactly the post that makes reading all comments worth it. Proof that you can impact someone else’s life just by simply wearing a name badge. *tear* beautiful.

Fred Smith > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/10/2015 at 21:17

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Melvin Upton, Jr.

Melvin Ingram

Melvin Gordon

If San Diego sports didn’t have any Melvins, it’d have nothinng. Don’t be dissin’ Melvins.

No Prius Needed > Saracen 06/10/2015 at 22:43

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We just have to hope that he comes back.

Justino6969 > TheHondaBro 06/11/2015 at 14:09

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Lol guys 69 get it?